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| [TEQ]DevineGod: People like that, I would terrorize their 8 legged freaks with a zombie Throbbing python of luuuurve while they sleep |
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| * PonyT shows shanina what ponying is on DD |<-- ingram has left fallenswordirc.com (Ping timeout: 121 seconds) <PonyT> i think i need another shower * shanina watches <PonyT> look i ponied DD so hard ingram pinged out! * PonyT is teh epic <DreamDaze> LOL |
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| Hoofmaster: brb need a coke :) |
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| <Billy> ask ZidaneT, what my sneezing and nose blowing sounded like <ZidaneT> imagine a sunlit savanna, perfect in its beauty, the golden rays of sunshiny lighting the sands by the waterhole, the awesome beauty of nature as you watch the animals drinking. water, the very stuff of life, baby elephants frolicking in the shallows. <ZidaneT> now imagine the grandaddy elephant, big and old and wise, he's seen the sunrise so many times he has lost count. he didn't drink from the last pool, he let the young ones drink their fill. <ZidaneT> all he feels now is the thirst, the deep thirst that comes from days without water, the long trek to find this, the only water for miles in any direction. He has made it, survived the harsh cruelty of the wilds to find his last solace. <ZidaneT> all he desires is that one drop of water. <ZidaneT> imagine his trunk unrolling, breaking the surface of the glistening pool of satisfaction as he inhales, filling his trunk with cool liquid bliss... <ZidaneT> then imagine the sheer terror of the turtle, who was just minding his business until this big-ass trunk sploshed in the water and sucked him up like an m'n'm through a straw. <ZidaneT> now imagine the noise the elephant would make trying to blow the turtle back out. <ZidaneT> that is the sound of a sick Billy |
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| * Ryan licks cyrus * cyrus pokes the room <+cyrus> oh hai Ryan <@Ryan> yum, no wonder kevin wants some <@Ryan> :P <+cyrus> lol <+cyrus> yeah he says I taste good <@Ryan> always nice to know <+cyrus> :P |